Igloo Builder Prints

'...Hello anybody home?'

"I'm putting this on our roof for Santa."

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

Igloo outhouse.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Caution: use only under child supervison

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Igloo Art.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Arctic Hothouse

Taxi

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.