Igloo Adventurer Prints

'Newlyweds.'

Igloo pub called 'The Dog and Sledge'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Phew, that was close."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Cometh the Cow!

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Vacation Mobile

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Desert Island Dating.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.