Igloo Adventurer Prints

'Newlyweds.'

Igloo pub called 'The Dog and Sledge'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'