Idol Fan Prints

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Ringo Starr

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Dua Lipa caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Elton John

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Stephen Fry

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Amy Schumer

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Magic Trick

"Shaken."

Antonio Banderas

Elvis fans

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Curtain call

Lena Heady

"Take me to David Bowie."