Idle Thought Ponderer Mugs

"Your faucet is running."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"People are crazy."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

The thinker.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Bertrand Russell

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

'What's it all about?'