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'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The International and May Day Terrorism

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Worry tank

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

American Venn diagram

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."