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'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The International and May Day Terrorism

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Worry tank

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

American Venn diagram

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Move Right

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"