'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'
Identity Theft Warrior Mugs
Start the day with a smile—our identity theft warrior mugs combine humor and strength, making every coffee break a moment of empowerment for those fighting the good fight.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'
Big Brother.
Information about information about information about information.
Censorship.
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
Information Security
"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."
"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."
Free Internet Access
'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'
Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'
"All right, which one stole your identity?"
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."
"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"
"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."
'We've come to invade your privacy.'
Is That Angela Merkel's...?
Internet surveillance
A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.
'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'
"Today's special: Passwords"
You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will h
"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'
A man panic from concerns about hacking.
"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."
Window calls for username and swearword.
"The person who stole my identity is in this city, so look for someone who looks and acts like me."
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