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"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Christopher Isherwood

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

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"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

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Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"But you really can't trust the media."

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.'

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping."

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."