Identity Theft Investigator Mugs

Start their day with a dash of humor—our identity theft investigator mugs are perfect for those who keep an eye on the details, don’t take themselves too seriously, but take security seriously.

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Now in Stock! 25 Million Names and Addresses on a 2 Disk Set.

Now in Stock! 25 Million Names and Addresses on a 2 Disk Set. mockup

Now in Stock! 25 Million Names and Addresses on a 2 Disk Set.

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"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us." mockup

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

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"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

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'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.' mockup

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

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'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!' mockup

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

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'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.' mockup

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

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"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated." mockup

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

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'I'm here due to an identity theft.' mockup

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

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"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me." mockup

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

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'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.' mockup

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

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"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!" mockup

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

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"All right, which one stole your identity?"

"All right, which one stole your identity?" mockup

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

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'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.' mockup

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

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'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.' mockup

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

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Information and Still don't get it. mockup

Information and Still don't get it.

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Leave one of your names with my secretary.

Leave one of your names with my secretary. mockup

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

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'Who am I?'

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"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?" mockup

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

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"But you really can't trust the media." mockup

"But you really can't trust the media."

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"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?" mockup

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

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You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft! mockup

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

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'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!' mockup

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

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Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist. mockup

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

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'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.' mockup

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

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"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities." mockup

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

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'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.'

'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.' mockup

'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.'

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'It was identity theft by my body double!'

'It was identity theft by my body double!' mockup

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

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"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?" mockup

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

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"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping." mockup

"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping."

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'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.' mockup

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

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"A girl at school keeps calling me gay."

"A girl at school keeps calling me gay." mockup

"A girl at school keeps calling me gay."

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"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one." mockup

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

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Identity Theft Investigator Mugs Collection

Identity Theft Investigator Pillows

Comfort meets personality with pillows tailored for the hands-on investigator. Add some humor and support to their favorite space.

Identity Theft Investigator Prints

Brighten up their workspace with prints that celebrate their expertise. Stylish and humorous, they make a memorable gift.

Identity Theft Investigator T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the identity theft investigator in your life. Skillful, funny, and always prepared—just like them.