Identity Specialist Prints

"Does any of them look like the man who stole your identity?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Christopher Isherwood

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Forming the adolescent personality

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."