Identity Discovery Mugs

'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Christopher Isherwood

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.