Idea Surfer T-Shirts

Caution: Extremely Deep Subject Matter.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Trick or Tweet

"You've got computer-breath."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Thought Cloud

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Sex Section in the Library

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Hot Towel Web Service

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"You've got web feet"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

The Wiki Man.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.