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Philosopher

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The first car accident.

"Do me next."

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Worry tank

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

At the market

"Say hello to my little friend."

Artifishial Intelligence

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Good idea.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"How about a hand."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Giant white horse.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."