Idea Detective Mugs

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Worry tank

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"What's the big idea?"

Expressions of mystery.

You have reached the end of your brain...

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Creative Juices

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Sigmund Freud.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Inspiration

'I've invented copyright.'

Chasing the one big idea

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."