Id Checker Gifts

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Is this who I am?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Forming the adolescent personality

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.