Icon Explorer Mugs

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Oymoticons

Elvis Presley

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Ice shelfie.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

' A new idea '

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

High School Schedule

Assertiveness

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"What's the big idea?"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome