Icedance Dreamer Mugs

Hockey cheerleaders.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Elvis Presley

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Rainbow Quartet

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

The world's most unemployable family

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'