Iceberg Explorers Pillows

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Ice shelfie.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

When bored, we board

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

There goes the neighborhood

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

'How about a cold one?'

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

The Bonvoy Age...

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

Polar Bear Desert Island

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

For sale

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

Gag iceberg.

Danger: Slip hazard

"It's salt water! It keeps the ice from melting."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

To Antarctica

Casual day in Antarctica.

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'You free-range, too?'