Ice Tea Enthusiast Mugs

Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Banana Split Personality

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Time for tea and friendship.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Things are looking up!"