Ice Sculpting Gifts

Ambitions. . . To have central heating installed.

Ice Sculpting Class.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Little help?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Frosting the Snowman

Snowman

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Lemniskate

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Candle Portraits.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Lovely dovetail."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

Monuments

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."