Ice Sculpting Gifts

Ambitions. . . To have central heating installed.

Ice Sculpting Class.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Little help?"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Snow Devil

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Candle Portraits.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Snowman

Lemniskate

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Monuments

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

The Rise of Modern Art

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

Cake