Ice Road Trucker Pillows

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

Heavy Traffic.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"The glaciers are angry."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Slow, Men at Work.

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Man with Stop Signs.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Winter is an Adventure.

'Closed.'

Men Not Working.

Ice Fishing

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'They're playing our song.'