Ice Road Trucker Pillows

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Heavy Traffic.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"The glaciers are angry."

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Man with Stop Signs.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Men Not Working.

Winter is an Adventure.

Ice Fishing

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Closed.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')