Ice Home Enthusiast Prints

I didn't mean to end up with two houses, but this buyers market is killing me! For sale.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"You call this ice?"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Trawling for Fish.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"We used to be cooler."

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Giant Birthday Cake

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Cutting round an igloo...

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Woolly tofu.

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Penguin

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."