Ice Cream Innovator Mugs

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

'I'm sorry, Marm. The store doesn't carry liver-flavoured ice cream.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Cake

Ice Cream Tower.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Global Warming.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'