Ice Cream Indulger Pillows

"Sorry, but I'm cheating on my diet and I don't like loose ends."

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

"I've been battling my weight for years, so today I'm finally surrendering."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Banana Split Personality

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Happy holidays for kids.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you want to talk about it?"