Ice And Snow Adventurers T-Shirts

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Football fan

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Bobsled Police.

Taxi