Hygiene Queen Prints

Auntie Bacterial

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The adoration of the gels.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Where's my glove?'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Queen Kong

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.