Hygiene Hustlers Mugs

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Where's my glove?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Wash your hands

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'