Hydrofracking Fan Prints

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

Bottle Distillery

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

City Windfarms.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Scientists building a tower

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ecological electricity

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,