Hydrant Fisher T-Shirts

It was a lot more convenient than going to the beach...and besides, Peter never caught any fish anyway!!

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Been waiting long?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Priest with Christian symbol

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Summer Sledding

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Ice Whaling

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'