Hustling Under The Sun T-Shirts

Great place to get my work done!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Studio in December

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

The New Normal

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Club Med/Club Meddler.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

"It's the deep end."

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Fake tan? Not me!'

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'