Hustling Honeymooners Pillows

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

Studio in December

The Loving Couple

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

At home he was known as Attila the 'Hon'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

The New Normal

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"It's your mother!"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

Just Married

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

"We thought a second honeymoon getaway would be helpful to our relationship after so many years of marriage. So Fred's going to Ireland...And I'm going to Italy!"

"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."

'So how did the second honeymoon go?'

'It must be love, when he kisses me, my heart quakes 5.7 on the richter scale.'

"So how's married life?"

"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

"Oh honey look, IKEA. Where we had our first argument."