Hustler Spirit Admirer Prints

"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Rogue elephant

He loves the water.

Dairy Devil

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'You're too aggressive.'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Cherub and old angel

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

'Now what?'