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'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Professional man hurdling

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

The Workaholics Building

The Real American Dream

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Centaur Sprinter

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Healthy.

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Office Woman

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

Confusion at the Race