Hunter In Waiting Mugs

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Late BroomStick

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Waiting for Pants

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'