Hunter Gatherer Aficionado Mugs

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Rose Toast

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."