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'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Tallyho!"

"River well stocked this year."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Pointing.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.