Humphrey Bogart Admirer Pillows

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Hildegard von Bingen

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Robert Schumann

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Charles Baudelaire

Countess

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

J. M. W. Turner

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Mozart Clarinet

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

Three spirits and Pamina

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

Sarastro, Tamino, Pamina at the finale of the Magic Flute

"Welcome Ruth!"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

King Henry IV

Keith Richards