Humorous Team Builder Mugs

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Belief and Trust.