Humorous Sports Division Appreciator Mugs

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Where's my horse?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

Angel Basketball

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

Rugby scrum.

'Are you a football fan?'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

First Shot Discus Thrower

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

Harold Larwood-personal description

Chicken lays a football.

IV

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'