Humorous Rebel Mugs

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

David Cameron and Europe

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Reading

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Whatever

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

Rebels without a magic marker

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."