Humorous Heel-wearer Mugs

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"I happen."

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

Bird's flying south.

Outdoor life.

That's a nasty outgoing toenail you've got there.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

Walking

'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

Artists Materials - Augustus Johnnies Artists Sandals

"No matter what style the gentleman prefers, they will of course still make a squishing sound when wet."

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