Humorous Consumer Prints

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

Gates of Heaven with a supermarket in background: 'Look! It really is heaven!'

But is it organic?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

They get into debt so fast these days...

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"How much is the sign?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Shop signs.

Great moments in shopping

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Christmas canape?

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Fresh milk - Self service

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

New Milks

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

"And that's why you shouldn't sneeze into your mask."

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

Bed, Bath & Younder

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

Market items.

Dysfunctional family size products

'Lady, your 'just browsing' is costing me 23 security cameras and 3 floor detectives.'

(Visual gag) FITTING ROOMS People having fits in special rooms

Your Prophecy Here!

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

Three square meals a day.