Humorists With A Dark Sense Of Humor Prints

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"Death coach..."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Dad, can you read?"

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'