Humorist Of The Sea T-Shirts

Woman painting a man drowning.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Turtle Hat

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Japanese Whaling

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Walking the Plank.

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Fish Farm.