Humor Sensitive Mugs

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cat Tie

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."