Humor-loving Golfers Prints

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

The natural selection process in golf.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."