Humor Loving Bookworm Pillows

'I can enjoy an 'unfinished novel', but this will be the last time I'll buy an 'UNSTARTED novel'...'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Trivia/Great Literature.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

The Farmer Sutra.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Success Without Effort

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

The Joy of Sioux

How to show some hustle.

'Actually, sir, almost everything is on the restricted shelf.'

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Clearance.

Bucky's allegory.

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

"Do you have any immature reading?"