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'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Geography class - UR Here.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Could I see you after class?'

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

I will stop making two people who have nothing in common fall in love.

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

"Call me when you get some current stuff."

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.