Humor In Hydrodynamics Mugs

An abacus swimming pool

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Many clowns in rowboat

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.