Humor In History Fan Prints

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

Jean Goujon

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Bonk!"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Maypole

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

The Race to Ukraine