Humor In Faith Seeker Prints

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Get an afterlife!'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"Religion?"

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Man about to enter a therapy session, with the doorbell showing a 'depress' sign.

John Smyth (Baptist)

Jesus is the Saviour...

A monk, pointing upwards

'You might want to let that one go...'

Angels Caught on Devil Tails

'If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!'

"Father, this past election has caused my faith to crumble." "Join the club."

God says no to praying woman.

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'