Humor Hiker Mugs

"Guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'